Saturday, April 24, 2010

So yeah

My mind is still circling around from this entire week, so I dunno what to really say at this point on all this, so I'm just gonna drop it for now.
My night was made earlier at work though, as we're closing...
Heather (my manager) - "Good job, Deena, on register tonight! And good job, Rob, on...*there is a long pause here*...on whatever it is you do here."
Me - "Did you really have to think that much about what I do here?"
As it is, I really have NO set position there, haha, hence the confusion over what I do...all I know is i WAS hired to do stock, which I haven't done, for some reason, since the holidays. Oh well.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Making Progress

So yeah, finished one thing I had to get done, albeit a very minor thing, but I've still got a bunch more to do.
I get to work on a how-to website on Flying In Your Dreams, that's gonna be fun. I'm finally getting the hang of html so it's probably not gonna be too hard, at least I hope.
And more to do on the Team Thrash corporate design manual. Good stuff.

So much shit to do...

Procrastinating pretty hardcore. I have so much fucking work to get done tonight. I'll get it all done, sure, but the question is when I'm going to get so sleep tonight, if at all.
Anyhow, not sure what's going on in my personal life anymore. I'm just unsure of a lot of things right now. I don't even really have any sense of where to start, or what's going to happen, so yeah...that's that, fun stuff right?

Why I should not be allowed to shop for more people than myself...

Called my friend up as I was going to the grocery store, asked if he wanted anything. He said to use my judgment. I ended up getting Dora the Explorer Ice Pops, which aren't half bad. They even have jokes on the sticks which inspire interesting conversations...

Me- Why didn't the Rooster cross the road?
Friend- Cause he's a bitch ass n****h?
Me- *Stares at the answer for a moment* Actually, that's basically right, just worded slightly differently...

&

Friend- What kind of fish goes best with Peanut Butter?
Me- I dunno
Friend- You know this.
Me- No I don't
Friend- YOU KNOW THIS ONE!!
Me- I really don't
Friend- YOU. KNOW. THIS. ONE!!!
Me- *Brief Pause*...a jellyfish.
Friend- YESSS!!!!!
Me- Fuck my life...

Yeah, not grocery shopping ever again.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Just had to share this...


I was trying to find the average cost of living in Manhattan...apparently average cost of living is not as important as average penile length...also...average wizard? What the fuck?

P.S. This whole Arial thing is still really bothering me. As a Graphic Designer, the lack of Helvetica is hurting me.
So, this being my first post, I feel I should say a thing or two about me...that'd make sense right? I'm Rob, and I've just deleted my facebook, so this is going to be my new distraction. I've been meaning to do this for some time actually. Anyway, that's pretty much all the introduction I'm going to give for now.

I'm currently in the process of trying to write a cover letter, sadly, I don't have any real information about the company, aside from the fact that I'm applying to be an Office Assistant, basically the artist's bitch, but it's full time and will pay my rent for my theoretical apartment. Hopefully I'll be able to work my way to actually doing advertisement and graphic work for them, but whatever, what happens happens.

On the other end of life, I think I'm losing my mind slowly. I'm thinking back on the stupidest thing I've ever done in my life, and I don't know if I can actually fix it at this point. I typed "but whatever", but deleted it, because this is actually really important, I just don't know what I can do at this point anymore. There's way to much going on in my life right now, but this is really pushing everything aside. My insomnia is back in full swing too, which is nice, because at least this way I can get my work done late at night.

Since this post dipped into being really depressing, I'll close it on a good note. I got a pretty cool new vinyl toy of a Gloomy Bear, so I'm happy with that. And I have a blog now, also cool, right?

Anyway, I'm Rob, and I'm not always this depressing. Back to writing my cover letter then...

P.S. I feel physical pain in that I'm using Arial as a font for this, but in the absence of Helvetica, it's the next best thing.

P.P.S. In case you didn't notice from the blog's name, To Kill A Mockingbird is my favorite book.