Thursday, April 22, 2010

Why I should not be allowed to shop for more people than myself...

Called my friend up as I was going to the grocery store, asked if he wanted anything. He said to use my judgment. I ended up getting Dora the Explorer Ice Pops, which aren't half bad. They even have jokes on the sticks which inspire interesting conversations...

Me- Why didn't the Rooster cross the road?
Friend- Cause he's a bitch ass n****h?
Me- *Stares at the answer for a moment* Actually, that's basically right, just worded slightly differently...

&

Friend- What kind of fish goes best with Peanut Butter?
Me- I dunno
Friend- You know this.
Me- No I don't
Friend- YOU KNOW THIS ONE!!
Me- I really don't
Friend- YOU. KNOW. THIS. ONE!!!
Me- *Brief Pause*...a jellyfish.
Friend- YESSS!!!!!
Me- Fuck my life...

Yeah, not grocery shopping ever again.

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